I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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