I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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