thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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