They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day