why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We need to get me chipped asap