I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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