I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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