The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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