I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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