Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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