You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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