pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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