Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
love makes seman taste better
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize