The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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