State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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