I must be too annoying 4 u.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Randomize
