When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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