Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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