it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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