Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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