I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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