I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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