In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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