i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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