Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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