Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's always time for handjobs
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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