Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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