It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
