Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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