yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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