walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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