3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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