these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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