So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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