Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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