People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
