Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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