Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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