The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize