Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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