D3 body, D1 cock
I could have mohawked her pubes.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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