I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.