Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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