His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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