Sponge bath it is.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
BRING THE BAGELS
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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