she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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