i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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