I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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