If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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