Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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