rhymes with "ouble enetration"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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