I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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