so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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