Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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