help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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