i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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