Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
this just has baby written all over it
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
