Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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