Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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