I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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