try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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